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Holiday Closures: Dec. 24th - 26th and Dec. 31st - Jan. 2nd 2026. Shipping Resumes: Mon, Jan. 5th, 2026
Holiday Closures: Dec. 24th - 26th and Dec. 31st - Jan. 2nd 2026. Shipping Resumes: Mon, Jan. 5th, 2026
It's Not Gonna Lick Itself Candy Cane Christmas Socks

It's Not Gonna Lick Itself Candy Cane Christmas Socks

$14.00 - $14.00
$14.00
$14.00 - $14.00
$14.00

It’s Not Going To Lick Itself Socks – Naughty Holiday Fun for Adults

Bring some spicy humor to your holiday season with these outrageous candy cane socks that say what everyone’s thinking. Featuring a festive red and white candy cane pattern and the hilarious phrase “It’s Not Going To Lick Itself” on the soles, these socks are perfect for adults who like their Christmas a little naughty.

Made from a super soft, breathable cotton blend, these unisex crew socks are cozy, comfy, and great for everything from ugly sweater parties to stuffing the most unforgettable stocking. One size fits most adults, including men’s sizes 6 to 12 and women’s size 7 and up.

A hilarious stocking stuffer, secret santa gag gift, or holiday party surprise for men and women who love pushing the limit and keeping the season extra merry.